The enigmatic, endearing, and outrageously mellow Drifter crosses the vast expanse of the open desert; a man on a mission.

As he moves towards the first of his many zany skirmishes, we hear through flashback and narration, some of his backstory and what has led him here; his Ex-Girlfriend has been captured by Space Vampires. As he continues on his journey, he discovers that there are other forces at work. The malevolent GalaxiKhan turns out to be not only Drifter’s primary foe, but the force behind the Space Vampires, and also the Snake People who spring up several times in the most ridiculous of ways to attempt to thwart and capture Drifter.

Meanwhile, GalaxiKhan holds Sidekick, Drifter’s loyal companion, prisoner in his lair, gleefully torturing him and anticipating Drifter’s arrival. Along the way, Drifter also encounters Uncle Wizard, and The Wise One, and is reminded of his role as a Mystic Of the First Order. This MOFO must come face to face with GalaxiKhan and all his minions, in order to rescue Sidekick, his Ex-Girlfriend and perhaps even save The Universe!